:12:01
All right.
:12:04
Aw, there's got to be another AA
meeting around here somewhere.
:12:10
Bingo. I'll take Brendan Fraser
to block.
:12:16
Whew! Sorry I'm late, gang,
but I am wasted.
:12:20
Drinking shots like a madman.
:12:22
I'm chocked,
cocked and crapulous.
:12:24
You know what I mean?
:12:25
One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor.
:12:28
Right? Who's with me?
:12:29
This guy knows what I'm saying.
:12:31
Can we help you?
:12:32
Oh, God, I hope you can.
:12:34
My name's Dickie Roberts,
:12:36
and I'm a whiskey-puking alkie.
:12:39
Well, that's all
very interesting,
:12:41
but this is a Lamaze class.
:12:42
Oh. Okay. Nice to see you.
:12:46
I'm telling this story
to everybody I see.
:12:49
That's got to be the dumbest
thing I've ever witnessed.
:12:52
Maybe it was.
:12:53
But listen, what are you doing
in Lamaze class anyway?
:12:56
Is your wife pregnant?
:12:58
Yeah.
My wife is pregnant.
:12:59
Here she is now.
Have you met?
:13:01
-Uh... no.
-Actually, we have.
:13:03
Three years ago, you hit on me,
and I shot you down,
:13:05
and then you stole my number
from a friend.
:13:07
You know that we've been married
more than three years, right?
:13:10
And then you drunk-dialed me,
:13:12
Iike, 30 times,
trying to hook up
:13:14
some sort of booty call.
:13:15
Yes, right. What's up?
:13:17
Anyway, I got to pee.
:13:19
Nice to see you.
:13:21
Yes. Good to see you again.
:13:24
Anyway, Brendan,
I'm a big fan and...
:13:27
And you think
that you could score
:13:29
if I got you an audition
for Mr. Blake's Backyard?
:13:31
Oh, my God. Of course.
:13:33
Yeah, I can make a phone call
for you. Is it Rob Reiner?
:13:35
Oh, my God!
I love Brendan Frazier.
:13:37
Fraser.
:13:38
It is Fraser.
:13:39
It's Fraser.
Why do people say...?
:13:49
So, my good buddy--
:13:51
maybe you've heard of him-
:13:53
Jorge of the Jungle--
Brendan Frazier.
:13:55
Oh, you heard me.
:13:56
I didn't stutter.
:13:57
Brendan Frazier is
going to make a call--