Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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:32:00
These were all our toys
from when we were kids.

:32:04
Yeah.
:32:05
Seems like only yesterday.
:32:07
Wow, we sure did have
a lot of shizzit.

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Farm-a-long.
:32:13
The rooster crows
his morning crow.

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And the horse whinnies
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-for its rider.
-Boring.

:32:20
Let me guess--
the cow says "moo"

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and the duck says "quack."
:32:23
You need to update this thing.
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How about
"The sprinkler says..."

:32:30
Yeah. And a motorcycle goes...
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And the jet ski-- similar
to the motorcycle, not the same.

:32:48
See, it bogs out a little bit
:32:49
'cause you got water
in the carb. Hmm?

:32:53
Sally's looking at me like,
"You're an idiot."

:32:55
Well, get in line, sister,
because my ex-girlfriend says,

:32:58
"You're a loser,"
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and the casting director says,
"You're washed up,"

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and my mom says,
"You're an embarrassment,"

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and the guy in the street says,
"You suck,"

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and I said, "No, you suck,"
and he says, "You suck, dude,"

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and I go, "No, you suck,"
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and he goes,
"You know you suck," and I go...

:33:15
The rooster crows.
The rooster crows.

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What else you got?
:33:21
Could you pass the potatoes,
please?

:33:24
Popeye, no.
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Go.
:33:29
Oh, hey, Mom, where's
my field hockey jersey?

:33:31
I couldn't find it.
:33:33
Hmm. I washed it and folded it
and put it in your drawer.

:33:36
No wonder you couldn't find it.
:33:39
Hey, Stranger Danger,
I got to ask,

:33:40
what's with the gloves?
:33:41
It's kind of freaking me out.
:33:43
Uh, sanitary reasons. Shh.
:33:45
Anyway, you guys,
:33:47
I don't want to stop you--
keep going.

:33:48
Talk, talk, talk.
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I love all this normal crap.
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"Crap?"
:33:51
Stuff. Normal stuff.
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Hey, where's George?
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I want a little Dad action.
:33:57
He's hardly ever at dinner.
:33:59
Sally, Jane called.

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