Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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and my mom says,
"You're an embarrassment,"

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and the guy in the street says,
"You suck,"

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and I said, "No, you suck,"
and he says, "You suck, dude,"

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and I go, "No, you suck,"
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and he goes,
"You know you suck," and I go...

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The rooster crows.
The rooster crows.

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What else you got?
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Could you pass the potatoes,
please?

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Popeye, no.
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Go.
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Oh, hey, Mom, where's
my field hockey jersey?

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I couldn't find it.
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Hmm. I washed it and folded it
and put it in your drawer.

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No wonder you couldn't find it.
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Hey, Stranger Danger,
I got to ask,

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what's with the gloves?
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It's kind of freaking me out.
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Uh, sanitary reasons. Shh.
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Anyway, you guys,
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I don't want to stop you--
keep going.

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Talk, talk, talk.
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I love all this normal crap.
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"Crap?"
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Stuff. Normal stuff.
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Hey, where's George?
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I want a little Dad action.
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He's hardly ever at dinner.
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Sally, Jane called.
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She wants you to call her back.
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Who's this Jason boy
she's got a crush on?

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Oh, just some boy,
but Heather Bolan

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is totally stealing him
away from her.

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Why?
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Because she can.
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She's the most beautiful girl
in the school,

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and whatever she wants,
she gets.

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Heather Bolan
has an older brother.

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He's a real jerk.
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He totally picks on Sam.
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It seems like everybody
at school does.

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There's my phone.
Shh. Two seconds.

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Go for Dickie.
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Hey, Dickie.
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Hey, Sidney.
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I just got back
from Rob Reiner's office.

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Guess who was there?
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Sean Penn.
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No, not Sean Penn!
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Not Sean Penn! Damn!
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Oh, Dickie,
don't worry about it.

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I struck up a friendship
with Rob's security people.

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I really feel
we're moving forward.

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Yes! And this studying-up-
on-being-a-kid thing

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is going great.
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Get me in there,
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I'll nail that part
like Jesus the Carpenter.

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All right,
I'll see you later, buddy.

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Heh-heh! Whoo!
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Oh, sorry.
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I get a little excited.

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