Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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anyone's ever done for me.
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You feel bad, and your mom
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actually tries
to make you feel not bad.

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Wow.
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By the way,
your mom's really hot.

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-What?
-Ew!

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What, am I wrong?
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And what's the backyard like?
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Has she got the G-string going
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or them big ol' grannies
with the louvers?

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I'm betting sweet thong.
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-Ugh!
-Gross!

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Yuck.
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Come on, Sam,
pretend she's not your mom.

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Are they real?
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I think they're real.
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I bumped into them the other day
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and it was like "boing,"
and I was like "boing."

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Dickie, she's our mom.
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She's my mom, too,
and I'm dealing with it somehow.

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Anyway.
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Good night, prude people.
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Dream the dream of prudes.
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Prude it up.
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Have a nice G-rated dream
full of prudiness.

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Go to sleep, Dickie.
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Okay, Stranger Danger,
this is a Slip 'n Slide.

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If you master this,
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it's the first step
to being a real kid.

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-Great.
-Dickie,

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there has to be water on it.
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Oh, that's...
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that's going to leave a mark.
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That... stings.
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Good to go.
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-Yeah, all right.
-He did it.

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That was great.
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I got something better.
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Just water is lame.
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This thing needs
a little Wesson-ality.

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Dickie, are you sure about this?
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Steady.
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Here we go.
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Oh, shizzit!
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Ow...!

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