Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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Okay, Stranger Danger,
this is a Slip 'n Slide.

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If you master this,
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it's the first step
to being a real kid.

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-Great.
-Dickie,

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there has to be water on it.
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Oh, that's...
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that's going to leave a mark.
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That... stings.
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Good to go.
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-Yeah, all right.
-He did it.

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That was great.
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I got something better.
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Just water is lame.
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This thing needs
a little Wesson-ality.

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Dickie, are you sure about this?
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Steady.
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Here we go.
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Oh, shizzit!
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Ow...!
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Splinter.
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That toy is
lnsane in the membrane

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Insane, got no brain.
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I got pretty banged up out
there, but I learned some stuff.

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Let's keep it mellow
in the future.

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So, what do you drink,
being a kid?

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Uh, soda, like-like root beer.
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Well, not a wussy kid.
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A real kid, all right?
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You had me at the beer part,
but you lost me at root.

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Now, let's not jump
to malt liquor,

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but something in the middle.
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How about real beer?
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Whoa, lady. Easy.
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Whoa.
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Okay, real beer. How many?
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Six-pack?
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So, you're crazy?
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A six-pack?
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Are you a total alkie?
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Oh, my gosh.
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How about four?
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One for you, one for you,
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and two for me
'cause I'm kind of a husky kid.

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Okay, so a six-pack.
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You just said four.
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Oh, the wussy's taking
the minutes of the meeting.

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Okay, four it is.
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I'll buy. I'll fly.
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We have beer.
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We're not supposed
to drink that.

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What?
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We're supposed to think
about drinking beer

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one day, in the future.

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