Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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Splinter.
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That toy is
lnsane in the membrane

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Insane, got no brain.
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I got pretty banged up out
there, but I learned some stuff.

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Let's keep it mellow
in the future.

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So, what do you drink,
being a kid?

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Uh, soda, like-like root beer.
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Well, not a wussy kid.
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A real kid, all right?
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You had me at the beer part,
but you lost me at root.

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Now, let's not jump
to malt liquor,

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but something in the middle.
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How about real beer?
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Whoa, lady. Easy.
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Whoa.
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Okay, real beer. How many?
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Six-pack?
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So, you're crazy?
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A six-pack?
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Are you a total alkie?
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Oh, my gosh.
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How about four?
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One for you, one for you,
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and two for me
'cause I'm kind of a husky kid.

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Okay, so a six-pack.
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You just said four.
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Oh, the wussy's taking
the minutes of the meeting.

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Okay, four it is.
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I'll buy. I'll fly.
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We have beer.
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We're not supposed
to drink that.

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What?
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We're supposed to think
about drinking beer

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one day, in the future.
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It's like, uh, you know,
"When I get older,

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I'm going to be allowed
to drink beer."

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It's going too fast.
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I knew kids
that were on TV shows

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getting whiffed up
when they're 16.

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"Whiffed up"?
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Whiff, coke, toot,
lines, blast, rails,

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nose candy, devil's dandruff,
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power flour, sniffy jiffy,
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booger sugar.
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Come on, Sam, the rest
of the class is on page 52.

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Dickie, when you're talking
to me, all I'm thinking is

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Brick wall, waterfall
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Dickie thinks he got it all,
but he don't

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And I do, so boom
with that attitude

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Peace, punch, Cap'n Crunch
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I got something you can't touch
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Bang, bang, choo-choo train
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Wind me up, I do my thing
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No Reese's Pieces, 7 UP
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Mess with me, I'll mess you up.
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Interesting.
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Whatever.
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Anyway.
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By the way, sniffy jiffy,
it's no good.

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Don't do it.
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Let me tell you something.
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About this putting stuff off?
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When I was your age,
I did whatever I wanted,

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whenever I wanted.
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Okay, see, that might be
why you're such a mess now.

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Oh! How dare you.

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