Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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It's like, uh, you know,
"When I get older,

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I'm going to be allowed
to drink beer."

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It's going too fast.
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I knew kids
that were on TV shows

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getting whiffed up
when they're 16.

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"Whiffed up"?
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Whiff, coke, toot,
lines, blast, rails,

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nose candy, devil's dandruff,
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power flour, sniffy jiffy,
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booger sugar.
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Come on, Sam, the rest
of the class is on page 52.

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Dickie, when you're talking
to me, all I'm thinking is

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Brick wall, waterfall
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Dickie thinks he got it all,
but he don't

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And I do, so boom
with that attitude

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Peace, punch, Cap'n Crunch
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I got something you can't touch
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Bang, bang, choo-choo train
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Wind me up, I do my thing
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No Reese's Pieces, 7 UP
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Mess with me, I'll mess you up.
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Interesting.
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Whatever.
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Anyway.
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By the way, sniffy jiffy,
it's no good.

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Don't do it.
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Let me tell you something.
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About this putting stuff off?
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When I was your age,
I did whatever I wanted,

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whenever I wanted.
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Okay, see, that might be
why you're such a mess now.

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Oh! How dare you.
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Anyway, check this out.
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Look, I went ahead
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and got you
your precious root beer.

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Ooh, I love it.
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
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"l am lron Man."
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I want to bang your mother.
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I said I want...
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Oh...
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By the way, thanks, you guys.
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For what?
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Being nice to me.
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Knocking off
the Stranger Danger thing.

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Well, Dickie, you're
actually a pretty cool guy.

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I mean,
very deep down inside you.

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I mean, really deep.

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