Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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How about that?
Mimosa for me posse?

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Champagne for my real friends,
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and I'm a real pain
to my sham friends.

:48:07
Dickie, I'd like you to stop by
the dealership today.

:48:10
Oh, a little father-son thing?
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What do I say to that, Sam?
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Give it a yea?
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I wouldn't know.
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He never asked me
to go to work with him.

:48:16
All right, mark you
down as no help.

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Sally, over to you? Yea?
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Yeah, a "yay" will cover it.
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Yay!
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So head up there
around, what, 12:00-ish?

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All right. Heh-heh.
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Hey, and you-- push
me in a stroller.

:48:29
I want to get a feel
for that thing.

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What?
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Ah-dah-dah.
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Daddy!
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Mommy's balking.
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She doesn't understand--
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I'm up against the likes
of Mr. Sean Penn here.

:48:41
Grace, let's try
and make this work.

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Yes, let's try to make it work.
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Thanks, Daddy.
Whoo!

:48:47
Whoo, whoopie!
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This feels a little odd.
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Dude, I'm the one
in the stroller.

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Did you just call me "dude"?
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I mean, "Mommy!"
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It's hard to get my head
around that word.

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You know, my actual mother
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wanted me to call her
by her first name.

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And you're, like,
way too beautiful

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to be a mom.
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I mean, you obviously are
a mother, so...

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I'm wrong, but maybe you're not
as beautiful as I think you are.

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Wow, let me sift
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through that to find
the nugget of compliment.

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Sift away, sifty.
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You realize, don't you,
that this whole idea

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is without a doubt
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the most ridiculous endeavor
ever attempted.

:49:22
Oh, Grace?
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Hi-hi, Mrs. Gertrude.
:49:25
You know, your tree
is dropping leaves

:49:26
on our property again.
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Oh, I'm really sorry.
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It's just that l...
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It's getting to be a nuisance,
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and we're trying
to be good neighbors,

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but you're really
making it hard.

:49:36
Oh, who do we have here?
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Aren't you a little
big for a stroller?

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Aren't you a little big
for a sidewalk?

:49:43
I mean, good God,
hide the wicker furniture.

:49:46
Whoo! This ass means business.
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Folks, this is not a drill.
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China, I'm sorry
about the tremors,

:49:52
but this lady needs her mail.
:49:53
What, cat got your tongue,
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or do you eat that
for breakfast, too?

:49:57
And you keep your filthy dog
Popeye out of our yard, too,


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