Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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wanted me to call her
by her first name.

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And you're, like,
way too beautiful

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to be a mom.
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I mean, you obviously are
a mother, so...

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I'm wrong, but maybe you're not
as beautiful as I think you are.

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Wow, let me sift
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through that to find
the nugget of compliment.

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Sift away, sifty.
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You realize, don't you,
that this whole idea

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is without a doubt
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the most ridiculous endeavor
ever attempted.

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Oh, Grace?
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Hi-hi, Mrs. Gertrude.
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You know, your tree
is dropping leaves

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on our property again.
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Oh, I'm really sorry.
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It's just that l...
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It's getting to be a nuisance,
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and we're trying
to be good neighbors,

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but you're really
making it hard.

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Oh, who do we have here?
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Aren't you a little
big for a stroller?

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Aren't you a little big
for a sidewalk?

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I mean, good God,
hide the wicker furniture.

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Whoo! This ass means business.
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Folks, this is not a drill.
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China, I'm sorry
about the tremors,

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but this lady needs her mail.
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What, cat got your tongue,
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or do you eat that
for breakfast, too?

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And you keep your filthy dog
Popeye out of our yard, too,

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you horrid neighbor!
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Ca-coon, ca-coon, ca-coon.
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Dickie, you were
very rude to her.

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Well, and she was
straight-up with you?

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Come on, Grace,
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you got to learn to
stand up for yourself.

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But to be honest,
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I kind of liked standing
up for you just then.

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Well, it...
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I will say,
in a way, it was nice.

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I'm not used to it.
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Hey! You're that guy
from the TV show.

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The washed-up actor freak.
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Can I get a picture?
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You know what?
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You put it that way,
you sure can.

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Look at this.
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Smile.
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Zoom. Nice.
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Ah. There you go, Cap'n.
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Memories are forever.
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Hey, make doubles.
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Unbelievable.
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No, look, I'm sorry, all right?
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Look, I'm new at this, too.
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I need your help.
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Well, I'll tell you
this much--

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you're going to have
to disguise yourself somehow.

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Wait, wait, wait,
what do you mean?

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Like, dye your hair.
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Anything, so people
don't recognize you

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and make you forget
you're trying to be a kid.

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That's a great idea.
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Oh, not only is she sexy,
she's a smart mommy!


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