Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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1:10:08
Oh, that was great!
1:10:15
Yeah!
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That was perfect.
1:10:18
Sally, I'm so proud of you.
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Yippee!
1:10:26
Oh, good morning, everybody.
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Ooh, I had a rough night.
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First time I tried
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sleeping without my gloves on
in ten years.

1:10:33
Insane in the membrane.
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Hey, Dickie, okay.
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I saw Barbie outside and
I started talking to her,

1:10:39
but I got all tongue-tied
and I wasn't making sense.

1:10:41
I know.
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It sounded like you said,
"l love meat loaf."

1:10:45
Oh, so you could understand
that part.

1:10:47
All right, I think that's going
to need a little work, buddy.

1:10:50
Nothing against
meat loaf though.

1:10:51
All right, why don't you
tots run off to school?

1:10:53
I'm going to grab
a cup of java.

1:10:54
Bye, Dickie.
1:10:55
Bye, Dickie.
1:10:56
Bye.
1:10:57
Ooh, morning.
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Morning.
1:11:00
Never needed this stuff more.
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No. No coffee.
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Kids don't drink coffee.
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What? That's crazy.
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Juice.
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No, coffee in the morning.
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Shh. Dickie, I got to talk
to you about this script.

1:11:09
I know why you want to do
this movie so much.

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I read it last night.
It's wonderful.

1:11:14
Really?
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Please, can you
explain it to me?

1:11:17
Okay, Mr. Blake
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discovers that heaven
is in his own backyard.

1:11:22
Oh, wait.
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That's... I didn't
get that part.

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Like heaven, like real heaven?
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Yes, he's this billionaire,
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and he buys
this mysterious plot of land

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and he wants to build
the biggest house

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of all time on it.
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To be admired
by the whole world.

1:11:33
Right on.
Well, that sounds like me.

1:11:35
They should just
give me that part.

1:11:37
Here's the problem.
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The bigger he builds
this giant house,

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the smaller heaven becomes
in his backyard.

1:11:46
Hmm.
1:11:47
But he still has
a big house, right?

1:11:48
Have you ever seen MTV Cribs?
1:11:50
Tommy Lee has a sex room.
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And how come all the
rappers have a video

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of Scarface going all the time?
1:11:55
Yeah, okay, meanwhile,
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there's this woman, Esmerelda,
she's Mr. Blake's housekeeper,


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