Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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1:11:00
Never needed this stuff more.
1:11:01
No. No coffee.
1:11:02
Kids don't drink coffee.
1:11:03
What? That's crazy.
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Juice.
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No, coffee in the morning.
1:11:07
Shh. Dickie, I got to talk
to you about this script.

1:11:09
I know why you want to do
this movie so much.

1:11:12
I read it last night.
It's wonderful.

1:11:14
Really?
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Please, can you
explain it to me?

1:11:17
Okay, Mr. Blake
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discovers that heaven
is in his own backyard.

1:11:22
Oh, wait.
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That's... I didn't
get that part.

1:11:24
Like heaven, like real heaven?
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Yes, he's this billionaire,
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and he buys
this mysterious plot of land

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and he wants to build
the biggest house

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of all time on it.
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To be admired
by the whole world.

1:11:33
Right on.
Well, that sounds like me.

1:11:35
They should just
give me that part.

1:11:37
Here's the problem.
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The bigger he builds
this giant house,

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the smaller heaven becomes
in his backyard.

1:11:46
Hmm.
1:11:47
But he still has
a big house, right?

1:11:48
Have you ever seen MTV Cribs?
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Tommy Lee has a sex room.
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And how come all the
rappers have a video

1:11:53
of Scarface going all the time?
1:11:55
Yeah, okay, meanwhile,
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there's this woman, Esmerelda,
she's Mr. Blake's housekeeper,

1:12:01
and he falls madly
in love with her, right?

1:12:04
And then she dies.
1:12:06
Wait.
She die-dies?

1:12:08
I thought
this was a happy movie.

1:12:10
Oh, it is.
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Esmerelda goes to heaven...
you see,

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so by discovering true love,
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Mr. Blake's able to see
the heaven in his own backyard--

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the heaven that was
always there,

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only he couldn't see it--
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so he tears down
this enormous house,

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and he lives in his own backyard
in a little shack...

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and it's all
to be near Esmerelda.

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Do you see, Dickie?
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Do you see
what that story means?

1:12:36
I don't. No.
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I don't understand any of it.
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-Now, come on.
-No!

1:12:42
No coffee.
1:12:44
Here, have a nice bowl
of cereal instead.

1:12:46
Cereal?
1:12:47
I've been drinking coffee
since I was three.

1:12:49
I need a pick-me-up.
1:12:50
Too bad.
1:12:51
Fine, cereal it is.
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Oh, my gosh,
there's a prize inside.

1:12:59
There's a prize...

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