1:35:02
I was on Teen Beat
with Michael Jackson
1:35:07
Now he's bigger, I suppose
1:35:11
Yeah, yeah
1:35:13
Though he may be
a multi-zillionaire
1:35:17
At least I still have my nose
1:35:21
At least we're not crazy
1:35:23
We don't sleep with chimpanzees
1:35:26
We don't bleach our skin
1:35:28
Or dangle babies from balconies
1:35:31
We loved being child stars
on your television
1:35:37
But misbehave and
we'll bust your head
1:35:39
Gee, Wally,
was it something they said?
1:35:41
Child stars
on your television
1:35:45
Most of us have nothing
to lose
1:35:47
So we'll put your butt
on the 5:00 news
1:35:50
Child stars
on your television
1:35:54
We don't know karate,
but we do know crazy
1:35:56
We'll beat you so bad,
your future will be hazy
1:35:59
Child stars
on your television
1:36:02
Don't ever say,
"Didn't you used to be...?"
1:36:05
Or I'll put your head
through a vintage TV
1:36:07
Child stars on your television
1:36:11
Eight rehabs isn't enough
1:36:13
But I've done and seen
the most killer stuff
1:36:16
Child stars
on your television
1:36:20
You want an autograph
but I'ma tell you this
1:36:22
Don't ask a brother
when he's taking a piss
1:36:24
Child stars
on your television
1:36:28
You can dance like me,
you can dance like Mickey
1:36:30
I'll hurt you real bad,
you can take it from Kenickie
1:36:34
Now of course
we've been kidding
1:36:37
This has all been in fun
1:36:39
We're happy you still love us,
after our shows have gone
1:36:46
But please just follow
our simple rules
1:36:50
Or we'll beat you
like rented mules.
1:36:55
We loved being child stars
on your television