:34:02
is over!
:34:04
The king is dead.
:34:06
I hate to spoil your fun, but
the four million women I go out with...
:34:10
don't listen to Barbara Novak.
:34:12
[ Phone Ringing ]
:34:16
Hello.
:34:18
Hey, Gwendolyn, baby.
Where are you?
:34:22
Then get out of the airport.
We have reservations for 1 0:00.
:34:26
well,you can't sit
in the terminal till 3:00 a.m.
:34:29
Aren't you going to get hungry?
:34:31
No, I'm pretty full.
:34:33
Besides, I have to...
catch up on some reading.
:34:36
Reading? Reading what?
:34:43
Good night, Gwendolyn.
:34:50
what's the matter, Catch?
Lose another one?
:34:55
I am going to bury that Novak broad...
:34:58
and turn this crazy upside Down
with Love world right side up again.
:35:02
I'm gonna write
the exposé of the century...
:35:05
so the world will know once and for all
that deep down all women are the same.
:35:09
They all want the same thing--
love and marriage...
:35:12
even Miss Barbara
''Down with Love'' Novak.
:35:14
And I am going to prove it.
:35:17
How?
Novak won't even see you.
:35:19
That's right.
:35:22
That's why Novak
won't even see me coming.
:35:32
Barbara, you're not dressed.
Aren't you coming?
:35:35
No. I'm just gonna
stay in tonight.
:35:38
Why? Because you don't
have a date?
:35:40
My date's a quarterback with 27
teammates. I'm sure he can fix you up.
:35:43
I'm sure he couldn't.
:35:45
I am persona non grata to all men.
:35:49
I can't even get picked up
by a taxi driver.
:35:53
This is crazy.
All of this fame and success...
:35:56
and Miss Sex Á La Carte is the only
woman who can't have sex à la carte.