:35:02
I'm gonna write
the exposé of the century...
:35:05
so the world will know once and for all
that deep down all women are the same.
:35:09
They all want the same thing--
love and marriage...
:35:12
even Miss Barbara
''Down with Love'' Novak.
:35:14
And I am going to prove it.
:35:17
How?
Novak won't even see you.
:35:19
That's right.
:35:22
That's why Novak
won't even see me coming.
:35:32
Barbara, you're not dressed.
Aren't you coming?
:35:35
No. I'm just gonna
stay in tonight.
:35:38
Why? Because you don't
have a date?
:35:40
My date's a quarterback with 27
teammates. I'm sure he can fix you up.
:35:43
I'm sure he couldn't.
:35:45
I am persona non grata to all men.
:35:49
I can't even get picked up
by a taxi driver.
:35:53
This is crazy.
All of this fame and success...
:35:56
and Miss Sex Á La Carte is the only
woman who can't have sex à la carte.
:36:00
At least not on this Earth.
:36:02
Maybe we could find you an astronaut
who's been in orbit the past two weeks.
:36:06
It's all right, Vikki.
I'm perfectly content on my own.
:36:09
When it comes to not needing a man,
you wrote the book.
:36:15
[ Door Closes ]
:36:36
- Taxi!
- Wait. I have to pick up my dry cleaning.
:36:39
Can't. Gotta get back
to the office.
:36:41
Skip in Research is doing
a fact check on Novak--
:36:43
who she knows, where she goes,
what she likes for dinner,
what she likes à la carte.
:36:47
Wh-- Two minutes.
I waited for you to eat your hot dog.
:36:50
You're right, Mac. I'll pick up your
cleaning. You go back to the office.
:36:55
Oh, but I-- Oh! Ow!
:36:59
Oh! Make sure
they starched the socks!