1:14:00
You're getting sloppy.!
1:14:03
Leaving a key on the outside
when you're busy on the inside?
1:14:06
Oh, why the long faces? We're all equal,
self-reliant citizens of the world here.
1:14:11
I know I am, and heaven knows
all men are.
1:14:13
And you're with Catch Block,
so I hope you are.
1:14:16
Anyway, I just popped by
for a little sex à la carte.
1:14:20
But since you're busy, I'll just ring up
my crew captain at the hotel.
1:14:26
- Cheerio!
- [ Door Closes ]
1:14:35
[ British Accent ]
All right. Now you know.
1:14:40
I'm Catcher Block,
not Zip Martin.
1:14:44
There is no Zip Martin.
1:14:48
But before you storm out of here,
admit it: I got you.
1:14:54
I got Barbara ''Down with Love'' Novak
to fall in love.
1:15:06
I'm not gonna storm
out of here, Catch.
1:15:09
And I'm not gonna admit that you got
Barbara Novak to fall in love...
1:15:13
because I'm not Barbara Novak.
1:15:16
- There is no Barbara Novak.
- Huh?
1:15:19
I didn't fall in love with Zip Martin.
I fell in love with Catcher Block.
1:15:24
And that was a year ago,
when for three and a half weeks,
I worked as your secretary.
1:15:28
I don't expect you to
remember me. I wasn't a blond
then. But you did ask me out.
1:15:33
And it broke my heart to say no,
but I loved you too much.
1:15:37
I couldn't bear to become
just another notch in your bedpost.
1:15:40
With your dating habits, I knew
that even if I was lucky enough...
1:15:43
to get a regular spot
on your rotating schedule...
1:15:46
I would never have your
undivided attention long enough
for you to fall in love with me.
1:15:51
I knew I had to do something
to set myself apart.
1:15:54
I knew I had to quit my job
as your secretary...
1:15:57
and write an international best-seller
controversial enough...