Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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- You light up my life...
- Is that my mix tape?

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It's being used for your seduction?
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I'm flattered.
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Lloyd, when we were
in Principal Collins office,

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did you see any kind
of chest?

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You mean like Harry's treasure chest?
Sure, I know where that is.

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You found my treasure?
Why didn't you tell me?

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Three words... I did.
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You were just all mad at me.
You wouldn't even listen.

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- Yeah, well, I'm listening now.
- Me too.

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- This is my favorite part.
- Harry, Lloyd,

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listen to me, I only have
time to say this once.

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God, she's so cute.
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Look at her teeth.
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I bet she can
bite through anything.

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Yeah, she could.
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You gotta get what's in the chest,
and make sure everybody...

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I wonder what Lloyd's
thinking about.

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Look at all that hair.
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She must have millions
of tiny holes in her head.

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Otherwise, it would just
bunch up all in her brain.

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So guys,
are you listening to me?

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- Yeah, sure!
- Yeah, yeah.

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- I was, you know...
- Yeah, sure.

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I'm a Pisces.
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And that's the sign of the badger.
I love picnics...

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You guys gotta go
get that chest,

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and show the world
what Collins has been doing.

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Don't worry about me. I can
get out of this anytime I want.

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And I'm getting the story every
high school reporter dreams of.

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Come on, Jessica.
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Don't push me,
'cause I'm...

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Go, get out of here.
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- Gotcha, you...
- Stop!

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- What?
- I don't think this is the right thing to do.

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Harry, we don't even know
what's in there. You're overreacting.

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I don't know
who we are anymore.

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You're right.
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But I feel like I deserve
much more of this treasure

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- 'cause I was the one that found it.
- My mom gave me the map.

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- But I lugged it all over town.
- I made the polar bear pants.

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- I ate your mom's pie!
- I found that rock!

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It was a diamond,
and you swallowed it.

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We were all out
of top hats.

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Enough! What has
this cursed chest done to us?

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You know, Lloyd,
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the real treasure
is our friendship.


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