1:08:01
He's had some tough times down
at the farm
1:08:03
With, you know, a rabbit, and...
1:08:05
No. No tomatoes...
1:08:07
Too vulnerable.
1:08:08
Kids, they're already vulnerable.
1:08:10
No, you see? I... I told you guys.
1:08:11
I told them the very same thing...
1:08:13
And no farms.
1:08:14
Every body's pushing small town
rural.
1:08:16
A farm book would just be white
noise.
1:08:19
What about this?
1:08:19
Uh, a tribe of asparagus children,
1:08:22
But they're self-conscious about
the way their pee smells.
1:08:32
Apparently, all we have is
vegetables.
1:08:34
I have no time, so, you know,
1:08:36
If you've got a story here...
1:08:37
I¡¯ve got about five or six great
starts here.
1:08:39
I've got one idea that
I¡¯m especially
1:08:42
Psyched out of my mind about.
1:08:44
You know, it's one of those ideas
1:08:46
Where you're just like, uh...
1:08:48
Yes!
1:08:48
Whoa! Chuckling
1:08:51
Uh, great, c-could we hear it?
1:08:53
I'll start with the cover.
Picture this... you got, uh
1:08:56
Dad! I'm in love, I¡¯m in love,
1:08:58
And I don't care who knows it!
1:09:02
Buddy, not now, uh,
1:09:03
Can you please go back to the...
to the pit?
1:09:05
I'll come and visit you in a
little while, okay?
1:09:07
I didn't know you had elves
working here.
1:09:11
Oh... boy, you're... you¡¯re hilarious,
my friend.
1:09:16
He doesn't, uh... get back to
1:09:18
The story, please. All right, okay.
1:09:21
Clears throat
1:09:22
So, on the cover above the title...
1:09:23
Does Santa know that you left the
workshop?
1:09:26
You know, we're all laughing our
heads off.
1:09:28
Did you have to borrow a reindeer
to get down here?
1:09:30
Buddy... go back to the basement.
1:09:32
Finch: Hey, jack weed,
1:09:34
I get more action in a week
1:09:35
Than you've had your entire life.
1:09:37
I've got houses in I.e., Paris,
and Vail,
1:09:40
Oh. Each one of them
1:09:42
with a 70-inchplasma screen.
1:09:44
So, I suggest you wipe
1:09:45
That stupid smile off your face
1:09:47
Before I come over there and smack
it off!
1:09:49
You feeling strong, my friend?!
1:09:51
Call me elf one more time!
1:09:58
Whispers he's an angry elf.