:27:00
Rooney.
:27:01
Judy?
:27:02
Garland.
:27:04
Mickey and Judy?
:27:05
Miss Garland to you.
:27:06
Mickey and Judy
were never-
:27:08
What did they do
when they were in any fix?
:27:10
A surefire solution
to all of life's problems.
:27:14
They put on a show.
:27:16
Aw.
:27:20
Stephen, a big, elaborate
ruse like this,
:27:22
it's just going to dig us
deeper and deeper.
:27:24
Danny, there's something
you don't know.
:27:25
It's about my father.
:27:29
The FBl.
:27:31
The FBl?
:27:32
I thought he was
a carpet salesman.
:27:35
That's what
he tells people.
:27:36
He's undercover,
deep cover.
:27:38
Spies, assassinations,
I don't know.
:27:40
But, Stephen, the FBl?
:27:42
What will people say?
:27:43
Now you see why
we can't-
:27:44
He's not
a carpet salesman.
:27:45
All this time.
:27:46
We can't let him know.
:27:47
We talked
about carpeting together.
:27:49
He'd have to turn us in.
:27:50
Color schemes.
:27:51
He'd be consorting
with known criminals.
:27:53
Swatches.
:27:54
We'd go to jail.
:27:55
I thought he'd help us
recarpet the living room.
:27:57
Are you hearing
one word I'm saying?
:27:59
You lived with this
all this time.
:28:01
Why didn't you tell me?
:28:02
He made me swear.
Even my mother doesn't know.
:28:04
He only told me 'cause I found
an Uzi hidden in the cellar.
:28:07
TR-6 from '81
with a repeating device.
:28:09
Cool.
:28:10
I didn't believe him
at first,
:28:11
so he showed me
around the headquarters,
:28:13
which was outstanding.
:28:16
You should see
the stuff they have.
:28:18
Cool; I still can't believe
you didn't tell me.
:28:20
Danny, I couldn't.
:28:21
I told you-
I told you about-
:28:23
What could you possibly
have told me about
:28:25
that is any way comparable
to this.
:28:26
You know.
:28:29
That you had a girlfriend
in college?
:28:32
Well, that and-
:28:33
The two of you had sex?
:28:37
Danny, Danny, if my father
finds out about us,
:28:40
he'd have to turn us in.
:28:41
Except you know he wouldn't;
:28:43
he'd turn in
his own badge first.
:28:48
Well, we can't let him
do that.
:28:50
Poor old guy.
:28:52
Well, we'd have to quit
the family,
:28:54
I mean really quit for good.
:28:58
And you know what.