:11:08
Oh, my!
:11:11
- You doing anything later?
- Yeah.
:11:14
Tryin' to get that image out of my head.
:11:18
Identification, please.
:11:20
I swear, Officer, I-I was experiencing
a temporary psychosis...
:11:24
brought on by heat
and large crowds.
:11:26
It's like this rare condition
known as posterior spasmodica.
:11:30
- It's very dangerous if you let it go unchecked.
- Right.
:11:33
Has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful eyes...
:11:37
- Officer Cutler?
- Thanks.
:11:39
- Let me give you my number.
- Cool.
:11:45
- See ya.
- Wait. This isn't your number.
:11:48
This is a ticket!
Seventy-five bucks. Man!
:11:52
- I think she likes you, buddy.
- Nah. Really?
:11:54
She does have
beautiful eyes.
:11:56
Dude, yeah, and you got
a real beautiful ticket. Come on.
:11:59
Pool closes at sundown.
:12:01
There's no smoking, no drinking,
no loud music... and no girls.
:12:06
You know, you remind me
of my mother.
:12:09
She has bigger sideburns.
:12:11
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
:12:13
It's good to be home!
:12:16
- This place is a dump.
- It beats last year, believe me.
:12:19
Play our cards right,
we won't even spend a minute here.
:12:21
You think they have
a high-speed Internet access?
:12:23
We're not gonna be here long enough
to find out. Come on. Get ready.
:12:35
Shut up.
:12:40
What about
those guys today?
:12:43
- They were flaunting it.
- The guy with the curly hair was so cute.
:12:46
- And he was totally checking you out.
- No, he wasn't.
:12:49
- What's that?
- A BR&J invitation.
:12:52
They only throw the hottest set
of parties on the East Coast, y'all.
:12:55
I'm telling you,
these boys rule spring break.
:12:57
Wow. The kings of getting
drunk and objectifying women.