:12:01
There's no smoking, no drinking,
no loud music... and no girls.
:12:06
You know, you remind me
of my mother.
:12:09
She has bigger sideburns.
:12:11
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
:12:13
It's good to be home!
:12:16
- This place is a dump.
- It beats last year, believe me.
:12:19
Play our cards right,
we won't even spend a minute here.
:12:21
You think they have
a high-speed Internet access?
:12:23
We're not gonna be here long enough
to find out. Come on. Get ready.
:12:35
Shut up.
:12:40
What about
those guys today?
:12:43
- They were flaunting it.
- The guy with the curly hair was so cute.
:12:46
- And he was totally checking you out.
- No, he wasn't.
:12:49
- What's that?
- A BR&J invitation.
:12:52
They only throw the hottest set
of parties on the East Coast, y'all.
:12:55
I'm telling you,
these boys rule spring break.
:12:57
Wow. The kings of getting
drunk and objectifying women.
:13:00
- Where can I sign up?
- Well, I plan on getting in on the action.
:13:04
No, Kaya, wear the orange bikini,
and, Kelly, please try and unclench...
:13:07
and have a good time.
:13:09
I don't clench.
I don't.
:13:13
I believe you.
:13:17
That girl at the beach
was pretty hot, huh?
:13:20
- Oh, yeah.
- You don't even know
which one I'm talking about.
:13:23
- Who cares? They're all hot.
- This one's special, man. I'm gonna find her.
:13:27
Find her? Are you crazy?
A: There are a million hot girls here.
:13:31
B: The rule is no second
contact for three days.
:13:33
Look, we're only here for a week.
So three hours is the equivalent of three days.
:13:37
You show her you're hot for her,
you'll end up like cyber boy.
:13:41
This thing doesn't even have buttons.
How am I gonna log on?
:13:44
What?
:13:46
So, do you really think
he was lookin' at me?
:13:49
Totally. If he was Superman,
he'd have burned a hole in you.
:13:52
- He's probably just a hound.
- There's only one way to find out.
:13:56
- Let's go look for him.
- We're never gonna find him.
:13:59
- You wanna try?
- No. Yes.