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Close, personal.
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You know something?
You're right. It is sadness.
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I'm fucking sad. You got me.
You're a genius.
:13:20
You know why I'm fucking sad?
Because I got this fucking...
:13:25
beautiful, sexy, gorgeous...
:13:28
heartthrob-o-rama,
fucking smart, amazing bombshell...
:13:32
17-on-a-fucking-10-scale girl...
:13:35
sleeping in a bed, right next to me.
:13:39
And you know what?
:13:41
She's a stone-cold dyke.
:13:44
A fucking untouchable...
:13:47
unhaveable, unattainable brick wall...
:13:50
fucking Dykeasaurus Rexi.
:13:53
So it's sad, okay?
What do you want me to do?
:13:57
I feel fucking sadness about that.
:14:00
There's nothing I can fucking do.
:14:07
And not only is she a major babe...
:14:11
but I really like this girl a lot.
:14:14
A lot.
:14:16
She's not like anybody else
I ever knew before...
:14:19
and that's a completely fucking new one
on me.
:14:23
I don't even know her real fucking name.
So there you go.
:14:27
And in case you're interested, my life sucks.
:14:31
All right? Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
:14:50
Clean the bar all you like.
I'm just going to puke on it again.
:14:54
- Oh, you got me.
- Oh! I got you!