:14:00
There's nothing I can fucking do.
:14:07
And not only is she a major babe...
:14:11
but I really like this girl a lot.
:14:14
A lot.
:14:16
She's not like anybody else
I ever knew before...
:14:19
and that's a completely fucking new one
on me.
:14:23
I don't even know her real fucking name.
So there you go.
:14:27
And in case you're interested, my life sucks.
:14:31
All right? Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
:14:50
Clean the bar all you like.
I'm just going to puke on it again.
:14:54
- Oh, you got me.
- Oh! I got you!
:15:06
Do you think your fingernails
need trimming?
:15:16
They're fine.
:15:21
What? You don't like my fingernails now?
:15:26
Look, I have no idea if this is true or not,
but I've heard it said...
:15:30
that those who are balanced
more toward the masculine of either sex...
:15:35
check their fingernails this way.
:15:37
And those balanced more toward
the feminine check them that way.
:15:43
I had a feeling that even though
you have this tough guy thing going on...
:15:46
that you are wrestling
with some very strong feminine leanings.
:15:50
That's fucking bullshit.
:15:52
I can't see. I'm farsighted.
Nearsighted, whatever it is.
:15:56
So I hold them out here
but I can't see them up close.