Goldfish Memory
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:54:02
You two are so close.
It would be weird.

:54:05
What about your brothers?
:54:08
One of them is twelve.
The other's married to a battleaxe.

:54:14
- What about an anonymous donor?
- What if you get an axe murderer?

:54:17
No, you can choose.
They have like menus on the internet.

:54:20
What kind of weirdoes
donate their sperm?

:54:24
I don't know.
Egomaniacs I suppose.

:54:27
I'd rather go off to Greece and find
some strapping young Adonis...

:54:30
than just play Russian Roulette.
:54:32
Yeah, but you wouldn't know
what weird genetic defects...

:54:34
he might be carrying with him.
:54:39
Plus, wouldn't you have
to have sex with him?

:54:46
I just wish I could
get pregnant by you.

:54:51
Me too.
:55:06
You know goldfish have
only a three second memory?

:55:09
Really? And how do they test
the memory of a goldfish?

:55:13
I don't know.
Flashcards?

:55:17
It's an urban myth.
:55:19
Well, but don't you think
humans in love are like that?

:55:22
You know, we fall in love and we
forget all the pain and everything.

:55:25
How long was your last relationship?
:55:29
- About three months.
- And before that?

:55:33
I don't know, maybe...
about the same.

:55:35
- Before that?
- Look, I don't see what this...

:55:38
- Couple of months?
- Give or take, yeah.

:55:42
Maybe you're just a goldfish, Tom.
:55:50
There it is!
:55:53
"Private fertility" and...
What we do? "Donor search".

:55:57
- Right.
- Good.

:55:59
- Look!
- Here we go!


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