:55:06
You know goldfish have
only a three second memory?
:55:09
Really? And how do they test
the memory of a goldfish?
:55:13
I don't know.
Flashcards?
:55:17
It's an urban myth.
:55:19
Well, but don't you think
humans in love are like that?
:55:22
You know, we fall in love and we
forget all the pain and everything.
:55:25
How long was your last relationship?
:55:29
- About three months.
- And before that?
:55:33
I don't know, maybe...
about the same.
:55:35
- Before that?
- Look, I don't see what this...
:55:38
- Couple of months?
- Give or take, yeah.
:55:42
Maybe you're just a goldfish, Tom.
:55:50
There it is!
:55:53
"Private fertility" and...
What we do? "Donor search".
:55:57
- Right.
- Good.
:55:59
- Look!
- Here we go!
:56:02
Here's Brad, 24, likes
surfing and snowboarding.
:56:08
And has like totally no brain cells.
:56:11
Philippe, 26, is a male model
studying to be a neurosurgeon.
:56:17
This is like blind date.
:56:19
"Philippe, what do you like to do
on cold winter evenings?"
:56:23
Bill, from Tucson, Arizona won the
Mr. America Western Semi-Finals.
:56:30
What if we had a black baby?
:56:32
- What about me?
- Sorry?
:56:35
I mean, if you're that desperate
for sperm, what's wrong with me?
:56:39
I've got decent genes.
Apart from Auntie Eithne.
:56:43
No, thank you.
But thanks anyway.
:56:46
Meet Ricky,
a Hawaiian ichthyologist.
:56:54
Now, don't be surprised
if Mammy asks about kids.
:56:56
She's got visions of 17 grandchildren
dancing 'round her feet.