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- Who did you vote for?
- For what?
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- For President.
- Of what?
:39:09
- Of the United States.
- Of what?
:39:12
- Of America.
- What America?
:39:13
North America.
:39:15
Slick, I don't vote.
You gonna buy some of this meat, or what?
:39:18
You can't trust nobody.
Everybody's trying to rob you. Nobody!
:39:22
That guy right there! Don't trust him!
:39:25
Can't trust no-damn-body!
:39:27
America is taking advantage of you!
:39:29
You can go to war when you're 18,
but you can't have a drink till you're 21!
:39:34
- That ain't right!
- Right! So, let me get this straight.
:39:38
You're 18 years old. You go to war.
:39:40
You come back. Your leg is chopped off!
:39:43
You got a damn nub!
:39:44
Everywhere you go they say,
"What's up, nubby?"
:39:47
You get to the bar and say,
"Bartender, can I have a drink?"
:39:50
He looks you up and down and says,
"I got to see some ID."
:39:54
ID? You mean to tell me
a one-legged teenager can't have a drink?
:39:59
- That ain't right!
- Where is the nub?
:40:03
Prescription drugs, I'll lower the prices.
Let me explain something else to you.
:40:07
You can survive a stroke...
:40:09
but the high prices of medicine
will give you a heart attack.
:40:12
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on earth.
:40:16
If America was a car, it would be a Bentley...
:40:20
sitting on chrome doves,
with TVs in the headrests...
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and a fine, naked Puerto Rican girl
feeding you grapes!
:40:28
Ain't nothing better than that!
Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
:40:32
Most opponents are saying your brother
destroyed any chance of winning...
:40:36
by naming you as his running mate. Why?
:40:39
- Why'd your brother make you anchorman?
- I don't have...
:40:41
You said it was your brother.
I did my homework as well, okay?
:40:45
You got your job same way I got mine.
:40:47
- I'm not running for public office.
- I'm not running for anchorman.