:01:08
[snake hissing]
:01:10
Get that straight.
Get that straight.
:01:13
Let me tell you, boy, we're
burnin' up back here, man.
:01:17
This global warmin'.
:01:18
Hole in the ozone is directly
above my head.
:01:21
The hole's in your head.
:01:23
[Laughter]
:01:25
[Rattling]
:01:34
Barf bag!
:01:35
- Man, what you doin'?!
- Barf bag!
:01:37
It ain't that bad!
Come on, man! Come on, man!
:01:40
This ain't funny, dog.
Get back, barf bag, for real!
:01:43
Come on!
What are you doin'?!
:01:44
- Barf bag, deal with it, baby!
- Barf bag!
:01:48
Aaaaaaaaaah!
:02:05
[Grunts]
:02:06
[Pants, groans]
:02:12
Stanle y iv: All my life,
:02:13
i seemed to be in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
:02:16
My grandpa,
stanley yelnats ii,
:02:19
says it's all because
of this 150-year-old curse.
:02:22
Now, i don't really believe
in the family curse,
:02:24
but when things go wrong,
:02:25
it kind of helps if you can
blame it on something.
:02:30
And for me,
things went wrong a lot.
:02:32
[Sniffs]
:02:34
Oh, jeez! Oh!
:02:35
Grandpa says
our destiny is sealed.
:02:37
[Siren wailing]
:02:38
Could a pair of shoes
falling from the sky
:02:40
really be part of my destiny?
:02:43
- Come here, boy!
- Hold it right there!
:02:45
- Did you steal those shoes?
- Officer, i didn't do anything.
:02:48
- What's your name, boy?
- I'm stanley.
:02:49
Stanley yelnats iv.
:02:50
Stanle y iv: You see, my father,
stanley yelnats iii,
:02:53
is an inventor,
and for the last few years,
:02:55
he's been trying to find
a cure... for foot odor.
:02:58
[Laughs]
I'm glad you're here.