:05:00
Maybe I should start over.
:05:01
You know what I think
of this whole idea.
:05:04
I'm only gonna send it
to the online guys
:05:06
who pass my rigid
five-point checklist.
:05:11
Here, you try.
:05:12
Go away.
- Lydia.
:05:14
The man of your dreams
is sitting out there right now
:05:18
waiting to hear from you.
:05:20
Speak to him.
:05:21
I don't think the perfect man
is gonna want to hear what I have to say.
:05:24
Sure he does, Sweetie.
Speak to him.
:05:27
Go on.
:05:32
I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect...
:05:34
but if you're waiting for me,
it's gonna be a hell of a long wait.
:05:38
See, I've had it
with men like you.
:05:43
I think it's terrific
that you have a great job,
:05:46
and you're sensitive
to the needs of others,
:05:48
and you jog three times a week
to keep the belly at bay.
:05:54
But the second
some silicon-breasted,
:05:56
butt-kissing, airhead climber
half your age comes along,
:05:59
you can't keep
your pants zipped.
:06:01
Well, fuck you!
:06:02
That's right, Mr. Middle-age,
:06:04
think-you're-a-big-shot,
phony asshole.
:06:06
You ain't gettin' any from me.
:06:11
Okay.
:06:13
I think we'll just
give this a little time.
:06:23
So juvenile.
:06:30
I'm glad you're back early from camp,
:06:32
even though it was
a dishonorable discharge.
:06:34
What happened? Where were
you trying to get to in that canoe?
:06:37
No comment.
:06:39
No comment?
:06:41
I don't speak to the press.
:06:43
I'm the press?
:06:44
Yeah, and anything I say can
and will be used against me, right?
:06:48
I would never use
anything against you.
:06:50
Dad, give it up! It's old,
and you need to get your own material.
:06:55
Daddy Dog.
- Yo.
:06:57
Len Martin. It's you, right?
WDYG's coolest DJ.