:07:00
I-I don't really want
to talk about it, okay?
:07:02
- Okay.
- Okay.
:07:03
Okay.
:07:04
Why does this always happen
to me?
:07:07
Things were going great
for, like, a week and a half,
:07:09
and then, all of a sudden,
it's over,
:07:11
and I am mystified.
:07:13
Seriously, I am mystified,
:07:14
because it always starts out
so well.
:07:17
Poor baby.
:07:18
Let's just roll with this one.
:07:20
Oh, Mike and I had
such a connection.
:07:23
The first time that we had sex,
:07:25
...it was so beautiful...
:07:28
I cried.
:07:33
You cried?
:07:34
Yeah.
:07:35
You mean, like,
one glistening tear
:07:37
on your cheek, right?
:07:38
No. I was really emotional.
:07:40
I even told him
that I loved him.
:07:43
After how many days?
:07:44
Five.
:07:45
Two.
:07:47
It was how I felt.
I wanted to express myself.
:07:49
Okay, well, what did he say?
:07:52
Oh, Mike didn't have
to say anything.
:07:54
I know that he felt the same.
:07:56
But then he started
getting really busy,
:07:59
and I didn't know where he was.
:08:01
So I kept calling him
and calling him.
:08:03
He was never home...
:08:04
You kept calling him?
:08:05
I didn't leave a message.
:08:07
He didn't know it was me.
My number's blocked.
:08:09
Oh, I-I'm sure he thought
it was one of his friends.
:08:12
You know, men frequently call
:08:13
their friends'
answering machines
:08:15
and hang up 20 times.
:08:16
Anyway...
:08:17
I know why he dumped me:
:08:20
I'm too fat.
:08:22
- You're not fat!
- You're not fat!
:08:25
Oh, Michelle, if the most
beautiful woman in the world
:08:28
acted the way you did,
:08:29
any normal guy
would still go running
:08:30
in the other direction.
:08:31
Oh, no. No guy would go
running from you, Andie.
:08:34
You could barf all over him,
and he would say, "Do it again."
:08:37
That is both
incredibly disgusting
:08:40
and categorically untrue.
:08:42
If I did the things you did,
I'd get dumped, too.
:08:46
Okay, family,
:08:47
shoes off.
:08:51
And breathe.
:08:56
Out.
:08:59
Okay, Lori,
let's start with you.