:08:01
So I kept calling him
and calling him.
:08:03
He was never home...
:08:04
You kept calling him?
:08:05
I didn't leave a message.
:08:07
He didn't know it was me.
My number's blocked.
:08:09
Oh, I-I'm sure he thought
it was one of his friends.
:08:12
You know, men frequently call
:08:13
their friends'
answering machines
:08:15
and hang up 20 times.
:08:16
Anyway...
:08:17
I know why he dumped me:
:08:20
I'm too fat.
:08:22
- You're not fat!
- You're not fat!
:08:25
Oh, Michelle, if the most
beautiful woman in the world
:08:28
acted the way you did,
:08:29
any normal guy
would still go running
:08:30
in the other direction.
:08:31
Oh, no. No guy would go
running from you, Andie.
:08:34
You could barf all over him,
and he would say, "Do it again."
:08:37
That is both
incredibly disgusting
:08:40
and categorically untrue.
:08:42
If I did the things you did,
I'd get dumped, too.
:08:46
Okay, family,
:08:47
shoes off.
:08:51
And breathe.
:08:56
Out.
:08:59
Okay, Lori,
let's start with you.
:09:01
Well, the "Botox for Beginners"
piece is done.
:09:03
Now, it's a little scary,
but mostly upbeat.
:09:05
Now I'm on
:09:06
"What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,"
:09:07
which is also pretty scary,
:09:09
but, you know, upbeat.
:09:10
I finished my research
on deadly pedicures,
:09:12
about the woman who contracted
:09:13
that fungus
from the unsterilized tools.
:09:15
Yeah.
:09:17
It's a terrible story.
:09:18
Although, surprisingly...
:09:20
upbeat!
:09:21
Marvelous.
:09:23
What's next for
"'How to' with Andie"?
:09:26
Well, I've been
working on something
:09:28
that's kind of different.
:09:29
It's...
:09:31
It's a political piece,
and it's...
:09:32
No.
:09:33
Andie, you work at
Composure Magazine.
:09:35
We are fashion,
:09:36
trends, diets,
cosmetic surgeries,
:09:38
salacious gossip...
that's Composure.
:09:40
- Okay, but...
- Look,
:09:42
Andie, okay...
the column is new for you.
:09:44
When you turn it
into a must-read,
:09:47
then you can write
about whatever you want.
:09:49
Until then, you can write
about whatever I want.
:09:52
Understood?
:09:54
Yeah.
:09:55
Michelle, what have you got?
:09:59
I'm sorry, Lana,