:09:01
Well, the "Botox for Beginners"
piece is done.
:09:03
Now, it's a little scary,
but mostly upbeat.
:09:05
Now I'm on
:09:06
"What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,"
:09:07
which is also pretty scary,
:09:09
but, you know, upbeat.
:09:10
I finished my research
on deadly pedicures,
:09:12
about the woman who contracted
:09:13
that fungus
from the unsterilized tools.
:09:15
Yeah.
:09:17
It's a terrible story.
:09:18
Although, surprisingly...
:09:20
upbeat!
:09:21
Marvelous.
:09:23
What's next for
"'How to' with Andie"?
:09:26
Well, I've been
working on something
:09:28
that's kind of different.
:09:29
It's...
:09:31
It's a political piece,
and it's...
:09:32
No.
:09:33
Andie, you work at
Composure Magazine.
:09:35
We are fashion,
:09:36
trends, diets,
cosmetic surgeries,
:09:38
salacious gossip...
that's Composure.
:09:40
- Okay, but...
- Look,
:09:42
Andie, okay...
the column is new for you.
:09:44
When you turn it
into a must-read,
:09:47
then you can write
about whatever you want.
:09:49
Until then, you can write
about whatever I want.
:09:52
Understood?
:09:54
Yeah.
:09:55
Michelle, what have you got?
:09:59
I'm sorry, Lana,
:10:01
I wasn't feeling very well...
:10:02
She got dumped.
:10:03
Oh, no,
:10:05
Michelle...
:10:06
What a hellish ordeal for you.
:10:09
But I must say,
you are looking fabulous.
:10:11
Are we loving
:10:12
the way she looks, all?
:10:14
- We love the way she looks.
- Oh, you are so right.
:10:15
She looks great.
:10:17
Well, I haven't eaten
since the split.
:10:18
Good for you!
:10:19
Write about it.
:10:20
I can't use my personal life
for a story.
:10:23
I understand completely.
:10:26
Who will use Michelle's
personal life for a story?
:10:29
Oh, I will.
:10:30
- Go.
- No, no, no,
:10:31
Lana,
:10:32
with all due respect,
:10:33
Lori has no business
mucking around
:10:35
in my personal life,
and I can't...
:10:35
I can't let her.
:10:36
- I am...
- I'll do it.
:10:38
What?
:10:39
I'll... I will...
I'll sort of do it.
:10:41
It's... You will be
:10:43
my inspiration.
:10:44
For?
:10:45
Look at Michelle.
:10:47
- She is a great girl, right?
- Yes.
:10:51
An amazing woman.
:10:53
But she has a problem
hanging onto relationships,
:10:56
and doesn't really know
:10:58
what she's doing wrong,
:10:59
which is like a lot
of our readers.