How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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:06:00
And he'll live, okay?
l'm talking to you.

:06:01
l don't know
:06:02
if l can be with somebody
:06:03
who doesn't like animals
:06:04
and thinks l'm a mental person.
:06:05
That's what l'm talking about.
:06:07
Where's the sexy, cool, fun,
:06:10
smart, beautiful
Andie that l knew?

:06:11
All right? The one who wanted
:06:13
to be a serious journalist, huh?
:06:15
You're up, you're down,
you're here, you're there.

:06:17
You're like a freakin'
one-woman circus, Andie.

:06:19
So l guess this means
we're over.

:06:21
Yeah, l guess so.
:06:22
Fine.
:06:23
Fine.
:06:25
Oh, finally.
:06:33
-Ooh!
-Whoa!

:06:41
lt's over, man.
:06:42
Oh, man, that's...
:06:43
No, no, no, no, no.
:06:44
-No, no, no.
-lt is, man, it's over.

:06:46
-Four days. Four days.
-Four more days!

:06:47
Guys, you were here--
did you just witness

:06:49
the one-woman homage
to The Exorcist?

:06:50
You saw it, huh!
:06:52
Yeah, l did.
l thought it was sexy.

:06:53
Yeah.
:06:54
lt's not sexy.
:06:56
-He's right, he's right.
-No, forget it.

:06:58
So, do-do you think Spears
and Green are going to be

:07:01
comfortable in
their new office?

:07:02
Oh, absolutely. Sure.
:07:03
-Maybe he's excited that
-Guys, stop.

:07:04
he's going to be
selling Nerf footballs

:07:06
-Hey, hey, hey!
-for the rest of his life!

:07:07
He may get, like,
a really good douche campaign.

:07:09
Hey, that's done!
What? What?

:07:10
-Couples therapy.
-Of course!

:07:11
What?
:07:12
Every time my wife
wants to divorce me,

:07:13
l suggest couples therapy.
:07:14
lt'll buy you
at least four days.

:07:15
She-she hates him!
:07:16
Therapy. Couples therapy.
:07:18
Yeah, couples therapy.
:07:19
Couples therapy!
:07:20
-Couples therapy.
-Come on!

:07:22
Couples therapy.
:07:23
-Couples therapy.
-Couples therapy.

:07:24
Couples therapy!
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Whoa!
:07:37
Ah!
:07:38
Andie!
:07:39
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, listen.
:07:41
Can you forgive me, sugar puss?
:07:42
Look, l don't know what
l was thinking, all right?

:07:44
l-l'm sorry.
:07:45
l am way out of line, Andie.
:07:47
Can you... can you give me
another chance?

:07:50
Haven't you had enough?
:07:53
Hey, look, l'm willing
to do anything.

:07:54
Get up.
:07:56
l'll do...
l'll do anything, Andie.

:07:58
Get up.
:07:59
Look, what do you think
about...?


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