:18:01
What are you telling him?
:18:03
Don't worry.
:18:05
You finish...
:18:07
..a knee, right in the family jewels.
:18:11
Please refrain
from filling my son's head
:18:14
with your blood-and-guts stories.
:18:15
Every boy should know these things.
:18:17
Every boy
should not know these things.
:18:20
Yes, I should.
:18:25
Not yet.
:18:32
Was he always like this?
:18:34
Oh, no, dear.
:18:36
No, Uncle Stephen
was a great Navy man.
:18:39
Very brave.
And very dashing in his uniform.
:18:46
All right, everybody,
let's come to the table.
:18:49
Where's Asher?
:18:50
He's probably hanging out
on some street corner. We'll start.
:18:53
He'll join us when he gets here.
:18:55
Manners of a caveman.
:19:00
What? He should be here.
:19:08
Stephen! Not yet.
:19:12
We thank you, oh, Lord our God,
:19:14
King of the universe,
who created the fruit of the vine.
:19:19
Amen.
:19:26
Only 1927!
:19:31
Give me a hard boiled...
:19:34
This is the bread of our affliction.
:19:36
And this one is the Afikomen.
:19:39
I will hide the Afikomen,
and don't you cheat.
:19:44
"Why is it on all other nights
of the year we eat bread or matzo,
:19:47
but on this night we eat only matzo?"
:19:50
- Now what?
- I'm sorry, son.
:19:53
- You have to take this now?
- It's Barney.
:19:55
This may be an emergency.
:19:56
My grandson is reading
the four questions!
:19:58
- Eli, I'm sorry.
- No, it's OK.