1:01:00
I'll take the sheila and ride ahead.
1:01:03
Jessie...
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I didn't do it for you.
1:01:09
Listen up.
1:01:11
Once we're out of sight, I want you to
take our friends out to Kings Canyon.
1:01:15
You know what to do with them.
But don't go berko. Make it look natural.
1:01:19
Two Yanks tragically karking it
in the unapologetic Outback.
1:01:27
We're going in the wrong direction.
1:01:31
- They're gonna kill us.
- God knows what they'll do to Jessie.
1:01:36
I should have stopped this 20 years ago.
1:01:38
What are you talking about?
1:01:40
First time Sal came to my mother's
house, I knew he was no good.
1:01:43
But he bought me this first baseman's mitt,
that Don Mattingly model.
1:01:46
That was a great mitt.
I still feel bad about losing it.
1:01:49
When he left, my mom asked me
what I thought of him.
1:01:52
And I said, "I like him."
1:01:54
I should have stood up to him
and thrown him out of my house.
1:01:57
Charlie, you were 10.
1:01:59
Sal was right, Louis.
I got chicken blood.
1:02:02
I had it my whole life.
1:02:07
But that stops right now.
1:02:09
Louis, reach into my pants.
1:02:12
Don't do this. Go out like a man.
Look, we all have urges.
1:02:16
I remember this one time,
there was this well-built Latino...
1:02:20
My scissors! Reach into my pants
and get my scissors.
1:02:24
Okay.
1:02:27
Okay, Louis.
1:02:29
- Are you ready to go?
- You bet.
1:02:34
You think you can distract them?
1:02:36
You mean, make them watch this hand
instead of this one?
1:02:40
Piece of cake.
1:02:43
Freeze, sucker!
1:02:46
Get your hands up and turn slowly!
1:02:54
I'm warning you!
1:02:56
In 1983, I was the starting pitcher
in the Little League World Series.