1:02:02
I had it my whole life.
1:02:07
But that stops right now.
1:02:09
Louis, reach into my pants.
1:02:12
Don't do this. Go out like a man.
Look, we all have urges.
1:02:16
I remember this one time,
there was this well-built Latino...
1:02:20
My scissors! Reach into my pants
and get my scissors.
1:02:24
Okay.
1:02:27
Okay, Louis.
1:02:29
- Are you ready to go?
- You bet.
1:02:34
You think you can distract them?
1:02:36
You mean, make them watch this hand
instead of this one?
1:02:40
Piece of cake.
1:02:43
Freeze, sucker!
1:02:46
Get your hands up and turn slowly!
1:02:54
I'm warning you!
1:02:56
In 1983, I was the starting pitcher
in the Little League World Series.
1:03:01
I struck out 16 Taiwanese All-Stars!
1:03:04
To this day, the people of Asia
call me Sun Luc Dong...
1:03:09
...which means big black man
pretending to be 12!
1:03:17
My name's Carbone,
which means skinny white boy with a gun.
1:03:22
Good work, Sun Luc Dong.