Le Pharmacien de garde
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- Wanna get punched?
- Yes!

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So he's a witch doctor
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with white skin
and blue eyes. What else?

:52:10
I love you.
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If you were more conventional...
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You'd be bored.
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Come early tomorrow,
we'll do his identikit.

:52:19
Early? I work at night, love.
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Call me when you wake up.
Don't leave home!

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Get it? Stay put,
I'll pick you up.

:52:29
Sorry, I'm a bit run down.
Had a rough night.

:52:32
Great to see you, even run down.
:52:36
That idiot called me.
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- Patrick?
- Now she's dumped him.

:52:42
Bitch hasn't called him in 2 days.
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Guy who rid you of her
deserves a medal.

:52:49
I can't believe you're a cop.
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Me, too. I'm the worst cop alive.
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I'm a menace, to my partners.
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I just put one in the hospital.
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With me, only criminals are safe.
:53:05
I'm tracking a serial killer.
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He commits crimes,
then I commit fuck-ups.

:53:12
A serial killer?
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Let's drop it, I'll spoil your lunch.
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Why'd you join the force?
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Why?
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Dunno.
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I was an idiot, I was young.
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I hoped it'd be like American movies,
but it's like French TV!

:53:31
I was really dumb.
:53:34
I got sick of
playing cops 'n robbers.

:53:37
I realized there was
a more vital fight,

:53:41
that you and I are fighting.
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Good man!
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No one else thinks so.
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Got any plans lined up?
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None.
:53:53
Guess I qualify
for supermarket guard.

:53:56
Poor supermarket!
:53:58
I can make you a better offer.

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