:13:00
I'd get a girlfriend there instantly.
What do you think?
:13:03
I think it's crap, Colin.
:13:05
That's where you're wrong.
:13:07
American girls would dig me
with my cute British accent.
:13:10
- You don't have a cute British accent.
- Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
:13:14
Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole.
Accept it.
:13:17
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex.
I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
:13:22
Bit of quiet
while we finish the lighting, guys!
:13:26
- The traffic today was just...
- Unbelievable.
:13:29
Judy, could you take the top off this time?
:13:32
Lighting need to know when we're gonna
see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
:13:36
Yes, OK. Right.
At least it's nice and warm in here.
:13:40
Not always the case, is it?
:13:41
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once
on Seven Years In Tibet...
:13:45
- Yes, yeah.
- Bloody freezing...
:13:47
Guys, time's tight
and we have to get the actors in.
:13:50
- Fine.
- I promise I won't look.
:13:52
(Judy laughs)
:13:55
(Director) Right, let's have
another look at that, please.
:14:09
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
:14:11
- OK, yeah. Is that all right?
- Yes.
:14:14
I'll warm them up!
:14:18
- And massage them, please.
- Right.
:14:26
It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it?
Total gridlock this morning.
:14:35
Jo and I had a lot of time
to prepare for this moment.
:14:40
Some of her requests,
:14:42
for instance, that I should bring
Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral,
:14:48
I was confident she expected me to ignore.
:14:51
But others she was pretty damn clear about.
:14:56
When she first mentioned
what's about to happen,