:14:09
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
:14:11
- OK, yeah. Is that all right?
- Yes.
:14:14
I'll warm them up!
:14:18
- And massage them, please.
- Right.
:14:26
It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it?
Total gridlock this morning.
:14:35
Jo and I had a lot of time
to prepare for this moment.
:14:40
Some of her requests,
:14:42
for instance, that I should bring
Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral,
:14:48
I was confident she expected me to ignore.
:14:51
But others she was pretty damn clear about.
:14:56
When she first mentioned
what's about to happen,
:15:00
I said, "Over my dead body."
:15:02
And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."
:15:05
And as usual, my darling girl...
:15:10
and Sam's darling mum was right.
:15:14
So she's going to say her final farewell
to you not through me but,
:15:18
inevitably,
:15:22
ever so coolly,
:15:25
through the immortal genius
of the Bay City Rollers.
:15:29
(On speakers)
# Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
:15:32
# Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
:15:37
# Bye bye baby
:15:38
# Don't make me cry
# Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
:15:43
# You're the one girl in town I'd marry
:15:47
# Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
:15:52
# I wish it could be
:15:57
# I could love you but why begin it?