:18:03
Um...
:18:08
Two years, seven months, three days
and, I suppose, an hour and 30 minutes.
:18:13
Thought as much.
:18:15
- Do you think everybody knows?
- Yes.
:18:17
- Do you think Karl knows?
- Yes.
:18:20
Oh, that is... that is bad news.
:18:23
I just thought that maybe the time
had come to do something about it.
:18:29
- Like what?
- Invite him out for a drink
:18:32
then casually mention you'd like to marry
him and have lots of sex and babies.
:18:36
- You know that?
- Yes.
:18:40
And so does Karl.
:18:42
Think about it, for all our sakes.
:18:44
It's Christmas.
:18:48
Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
:18:52
Thanks, boss.
:18:55
- Hi, Sarah.
- Hi, Karl.
:19:01
(# On radio: Christmas Is All Around)
:19:04
(Mobile)
:19:08
Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
:19:12
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
:19:16
What is that?
:19:18
That was the Christmas effort
from the once great Billy Mack.
:19:21
Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.
:19:24
I can safely say that is the worst record
I've heard this century...
:19:30
Oh, and coincidentally,
I believe Billy will be a guest
:19:34
on my friend Mike's show
in a few minutes' time.
:19:37
Welcome back, Bill.
:19:39
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
:19:42
New Christmas single,
cover of Love Is All Around.
:19:45
Except we've changed
the word "love" to "Christmas".
:19:50
Yes, is that an important message
to you, Bill?
:19:53
(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
:19:55
Christmas is a time for people
with someone they love in their lives.