:07:02
I'd tape my favorite shows,
watch them...
:07:04
... and write down
every word of the script.
:07:10
A couple of hours a day I would forget
that I was nothing but a piece of shit.
:07:15
Unlike me, my sister
was quite popular in high school.
:07:21
Who knew all those Icesuckles
would pay off one day.
:07:28
I made it through high school
and decided it was time...
:07:31
... I tell the world a secret
that was buried inside me.
:07:34
I'm gonna be a television writer.
:07:36
My mother still refers to this as:
:07:38
The day you took 10 years off my life.
:07:40
So I went to university to study law.
:07:43
But I quit after three months
of mind-numbing boredom...
:07:46
... and found a job in the
glamorous world of corporate travel.
:07:50
A perfect occupation for a
go-getter thirsting to be abused...
:07:54
... by rich business people
and/or their assistants...
:07:56
... and/or their assistant's assistants.
:07:59
I am so sorry, sir.
I take full responsibility.
:08:01
When you said "Paris," it was stupid
to assume you were going to France.
:08:05
Of course, I should have guessed that
you had a branch office in Ontario.
:08:09
Oh, everyone spoke French?
Oh, that must've been horrible.
:08:13
Yes, sir, it's completely my fault.
:08:15
Though I am surprised that the
layover in Brussels didn't tip you off.
:08:19
Common mistake, sir.
:08:20
Brussels is considered by many
to be the Minneapolis of Europe.
:08:24
I hate my job.
:08:26
Thank God for my exciting social life.
:08:29
- Ma, it's my first glass.
- It's your second.
:08:31
If your mother say it's your second,
it's your second.
:08:34
Like your side of the family.
Always with a glass in her hand.
:08:37
Your Uncle Dominic died
because of his heavy drinking.
:08:41
For you information, my brother
Dominic die of lung cancer.
:08:44
It was your Aunt Yolanda
who drowned in a barrel of whiskey.
:08:47
If we're gonna have a argument
about who died...
:08:50
...I'm leaving the table.
- Nobody leave until you finish supper.
:08:54
Yeah? What happens
if I leave the table?
:08:56
That's what happen.
:08:58
There is nothing like
a relaxing evening at home.