:08:01
When you said "Paris," it was stupid
to assume you were going to France.
:08:05
Of course, I should have guessed that
you had a branch office in Ontario.
:08:09
Oh, everyone spoke French?
Oh, that must've been horrible.
:08:13
Yes, sir, it's completely my fault.
:08:15
Though I am surprised that the
layover in Brussels didn't tip you off.
:08:19
Common mistake, sir.
:08:20
Brussels is considered by many
to be the Minneapolis of Europe.
:08:24
I hate my job.
:08:26
Thank God for my exciting social life.
:08:29
- Ma, it's my first glass.
- It's your second.
:08:31
If your mother say it's your second,
it's your second.
:08:34
Like your side of the family.
Always with a glass in her hand.
:08:37
Your Uncle Dominic died
because of his heavy drinking.
:08:41
For you information, my brother
Dominic die of lung cancer.
:08:44
It was your Aunt Yolanda
who drowned in a barrel of whiskey.
:08:47
If we're gonna have a argument
about who died...
:08:50
...I'm leaving the table.
- Nobody leave until you finish supper.
:08:54
Yeah? What happens
if I leave the table?
:08:56
That's what happen.
:08:58
There is nothing like
a relaxing evening at home.
:09:01
I should know.
I didn't move out until I was 27.
:09:04
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
:09:06
I have this neighbor, Massimo.
:09:07
Sixty-nine years old, never married
and still living at home.
:09:12
It's a cultural thing.
Italians leave the house...
:09:15
... either two ways: Married or dead.
:09:18
And knowing for sure
that I would never get married...
:09:21
... I knew I had to do
something drastic.
:09:26
Why?!
:09:28
Why?! Why?!
:09:33
Just go. And don't look back.
:09:46
Leaving was easy. Bringing them to
my new apartment was the hard part.
:09:51
This building gotta be
a hundred year old.
:09:53
- That's part of its charm.
- What's charming about it being old?
:09:57
- We're old.
- We're not charming.