:09:01
I should know.
I didn't move out until I was 27.
:09:04
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
:09:06
I have this neighbor, Massimo.
:09:07
Sixty-nine years old, never married
and still living at home.
:09:12
It's a cultural thing.
Italians leave the house...
:09:15
... either two ways: Married or dead.
:09:18
And knowing for sure
that I would never get married...
:09:21
... I knew I had to do
something drastic.
:09:26
Why?!
:09:28
Why?! Why?!
:09:33
Just go. And don't look back.
:09:46
Leaving was easy. Bringing them to
my new apartment was the hard part.
:09:51
This building gotta be
a hundred year old.
:09:53
- That's part of its charm.
- What's charming about it being old?
:09:57
- We're old.
- We're not charming.
:10:00
No, Ma, don't touch anything
till the cops get here.
:10:02
- Want them to think you live like a pig?
- Why did this have to happen to us?
:10:06
Me, Pa, it happened to me.
I'm the one who got robbed.
:10:09
No rob! This is act of terrorism
against Italian people.
:10:13
- I want you to move back home.
- No, Ma, I am not moving back home!
:10:17
Come in at your own risk.
:10:19
Oh, officer, thank God you're here.
:10:22
Tell my son that this is not
a safe neighborhood.
:10:25
- These things happen all over the city.
- Paventi.
:10:29
- Nino?
- That's right. How are you?
:10:31
Nino! Gino, this is Nino.
:10:35
Lina's son!
:10:37
- Nino! Angelo, you remember?
- Actually, that's why I took the call.
:10:41
I wanted to see what my old bud
was up to.
:10:45
Being attacked by thugs.
:10:47
Not much has changed
since we last saw each other.
:10:51
And then it was like old times.
:10:59
- You're not enjoying this, are you?
- You kidding? I am so enjoying this.