:14:03
There. Now all that's left for you to do
is tell your mother you're moving in.
:14:08
Do I have to?
:14:12
Come on, Mama. I'll come
see you every day, I promise. I'Il...
:14:20
It's a miracle Lina
didn't have a stroke.
:14:23
What is wrong with living here
until you get married?
:14:25
Both your father and me did it,
and we're not dead.
:14:28
- We still here.
- Yeah. After we got married...
:14:31
...we had our mothers with us.
:14:33
And your crazy Aunt Yolanda
until she got married!
:14:35
My sister Yolanda was not crazy!
:14:38
Let me ask you a question, okay?
:14:40
How come you prefer
to live with Nino...
:14:43
...instead of with me and your mama
and your sister. Why?!
:14:46
Let me ask you a question. Why is
Nino a better roommate than us?
:14:50
- Because.
- Because why?
:14:52
Because Nino's my lover.
:14:54
- lf only I could say that out loud.
- You didn't?
:14:57
- No. Every time I try to, I freeze.
- Why is that?
:15:01
Because being gay and Italian
is a fate worse than...
:15:05
Actually, there is no fate
worse than being gay and Italian.
:15:08
To top things off, my mother keeps on
setting me up with nice Italian girls.
:15:18
And like an idiot, I go out with them.
:15:20
And then I feel like a louse
for not calling them back.
:15:25
All this lying. It's sapping my energy.
:15:27
Nino and I made a deal. No one can
know about the two of us except us.
:15:32
Only, my poor sister Anna knows.
She found out by accident.
:15:35
That is so like her.
:15:37
- You okay?
- I will be once the Valium kicks in.
:15:40
- It's not what you think.
- Who's thinking? I'm not.
:15:42
- I am so sorry.
- Why sorry? I'm thrilled.
:15:45
You two are a couple.
:15:46
I reacted the way I did because
I saw my brother naked. I gotta go.
:15:51
- Hey, you just got here.
- Did I?
:15:54
Time flies when you're mortified.
:15:57
- You make a beautiful couple.
- Did you hear that?