:47:03
God help us.
:47:05
It's real.
:47:12
I always wanted big hair like hers.
:47:18
Nino.
:47:20
Pina's on the phone.
:47:22
Nino, she's called about
a million times.
:47:25
When are you going to talk to her?
:47:30
You should see this chick,
she's freaking gorgeous.
:47:33
She's hot, but more than that,
she's a classy broad.
:47:36
Where you gonna find
a classy broad?
:47:38
She dresses good, knows how to
handle herself in public. Smart too.
:47:57
Dear Father, I've been coming here
every Saturday afternoon...
:48:00
...for the last 30 years.
- Si, si, si.
:48:03
At 2:45 p.m., after you finish
the vacuuming...
:48:07
...and while the tomato sauce
is simmering.
:48:10
But today I came here
to ask for a miracle.
:48:13
You see, Father, I agreed to put
a stupid scheme in motion...
:48:17
...and now my entire family
is torn apart.
:48:21
What did you do now, Maria?
:48:23
I tried to set my son
up with some puttana.
:48:26
Pardon my language.
:48:28
- Go on, my child.
- And I don't know if I could ever...
:48:31
...forgive my son for all the things
he said to me.
:48:34
But I want him to be cured.
:48:36
I need this miracle,
so in return I must forgive him.
:48:40
- Is your son gravely ill?
- No. He's gravely gay.
:48:46
Dear Nino,
this is the only way I can think of...
:48:49
... that I might be able to reach you.
So I ask you...
:48:52
... read this through
before closing your mind.
:48:55
Before shutting me out forever.