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- What now?
- Listen to this, Gino.
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"La Signora Lina Paventi
wants to invite you...
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...to the wedding of her son, Nino."
Do I need to go on?
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Nino getting married?
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To Pina, la puttana.
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And look at this:
She even includes a handwritten note.
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"Dear Maria and Gino,
I'm sorry for what happened.
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Please see this invite
as a peace offering.
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I pray San Giuseppe
you can make it. Love, Lina."
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What's wrong with that?
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You gotta read between the lines.
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What this really says is,
"Dear Maria and Gino.
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I'm sorry your son
is still an omosessuale.
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Please see this invite as proof
that mine is not.
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I pray San Giuseppe you can make it
so you can watch me gloat.
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Love, Lina."
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Disgraziata!
Let me tear up the invitation!
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No! No! No!
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I'm gonna send it back.
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R.S.V.P., " Vaffanculo! Love, Maria and
Gino!" And we're not sending a gift.
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- No gift.
- Ma sei matto?
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We gotta get them a gift.
Lina will think we're cheap.
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Nobody think I'm cheap.
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We make a check for $200
and then we don't show up!
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We can't not show up.
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She's gonna tell everyone
that we're jealous.
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Jealous? Jealous of what?
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We go!
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But I don't buy a new suit.
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You wanna look like a bum?
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We go shopping tomorrow!
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The best suit, the most beautiful
dress and the biggest gift.
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- That'll show her.
- Yeah! We'll go.
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But we'll have a lousy time.
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We look our watch all night
and we yawn.
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We can't have a lousy time.
Then she's gonna think we're bitter.
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We dance until dawn.
That'll spite her!
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We can't dance until dawn.