:07:00
I cannot even pronounce
some of the words.
:07:02
But let me just read you
some of the song titles:
:07:05
"Shoot the Teacher."
:07:06
Oh, my...
:07:07
-Yes!
-Not good.
:07:09
"l Am the King of Your Mouth."
:07:11
-Very nice.
-Uh-oh. -Ooh!
:07:12
"You My Special Bitch."
:07:14
-Wait...
-Mmm!
:07:15
"l Love You Because
I'm High."
:07:18
"Six Grades Are Plenty."
:07:19
Lane, did you ask Legal?
Do I really own this label?
:07:23
You bought it years ago
as part of a package.
:07:26
"lt Ain't My Baby Because
I Don't Like You."
:07:28
This is it.
:07:30
...and "The Power in my Pants."
:07:33
Has Dr. S gone too far?
:07:35
I don't blame these rappers,
:07:36
I blame the man who profits
from this perversion!
:07:39
I blame the man who makes
his dirty millions
:07:42
from the wholesale slaughter
of our children's innocence!
:07:45
I blame an American Satan,
Ben Feld!
:07:50
I am calling for a complete
boycott of all Feldco products
:07:53
including movies, newspapers,
TV shows,
:07:57
and DVDs!
:07:59
A boycott?
A boycott?!
:08:01
Are you listening to this,
Mr. Feld?
:08:03
Or I should say "Mr. Filth."
:08:06
Ben Feld...
:08:07
you are a dead man!
:08:11
-Ben?
-Uh-oh...
:08:12
Ben!
:08:13
Daddy!
:08:14
Ben, don't die!
:08:20
The moral firestorm
blazing around Ben Feld
:08:22
has raged into a white-hot
economic inferno.
:08:25
A what?!
:08:27
Pickets have closed
record stores nationwide.
:08:29
My God... I'm choking...
:08:30
We have contacted Tubby Fenders,
:08:31
the president of Felony Assault,
:08:32
who is currently serving time
:08:33
-in a penitentiary.
-Look...
:08:35
Yo.
:08:37
Mr. Fenders, what about Dr. S?
:08:38
Dr. S would never apologize!
:08:40
He would never bow down
to the white man's censorship!
:08:43
Just like me, he has been
unjustly oppressed and accused!
:08:46
Tubby Fenders, the president
of Felony Assault Records.
:08:49
Give me that remote!
:08:50
Big baby!
:08:52
I can't believe this.
:08:53
Everything I worked for
my whole life,
:08:55
it's all going
to crumble.
:08:57
Baby, I'm so sorry.
:08:59
Daddy!