:08:01
Are you listening to this,
Mr. Feld?
:08:03
Or I should say "Mr. Filth."
:08:06
Ben Feld...
:08:07
you are a dead man!
:08:11
-Ben?
-Uh-oh...
:08:12
Ben!
:08:13
Daddy!
:08:14
Ben, don't die!
:08:20
The moral firestorm
blazing around Ben Feld
:08:22
has raged into a white-hot
economic inferno.
:08:25
A what?!
:08:27
Pickets have closed
record stores nationwide.
:08:29
My God... I'm choking...
:08:30
We have contacted Tubby Fenders,
:08:31
the president of Felony Assault,
:08:32
who is currently serving time
:08:33
-in a penitentiary.
-Look...
:08:35
Yo.
:08:37
Mr. Fenders, what about Dr. S?
:08:38
Dr. S would never apologize!
:08:40
He would never bow down
to the white man's censorship!
:08:43
Just like me, he has been
unjustly oppressed and accused!
:08:46
Tubby Fenders, the president
of Felony Assault Records.
:08:49
Give me that remote!
:08:50
Big baby!
:08:52
I can't believe this.
:08:53
Everything I worked for
my whole life,
:08:55
it's all going
to crumble.
:08:57
Baby, I'm so sorry.
:08:59
Daddy!
:09:00
Because you
have to see all this.
:09:01
Because l...
:09:03
I just wish I had a son.
:09:08
Why would you want a son?
:09:09
Someone to take over,
to take charge,
:09:11
so that you wouldn't
have to worry.
:09:14
Someone we could trust.
:09:17
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
:09:21
I just two weeks, we are going
to put Ben Feld on trial
:09:23
before the entire civilized
world and China...
:09:27
That's it! That's it!
:09:28
I'm out of here!
:09:29
What?!
:09:30
Uh-oh. Dr. Skellar!
:09:31
I need Dr. Skellar!
:09:33
Oh, Daddy! Look...
Look what's happening.
:09:34
I can't stay here!
I... I...
:09:35
You get back in that bed,
Your Highness.
:09:38
Mr. Feld...
:09:40
Mr. Feld, you are an
extremely sick man.
:09:42
Now, no visitors,
:09:44
and nurse, get rid
of that television
:09:46
and I need 10 cc's
of Valium right now.
:09:48
Oh, thank you.
:09:49
For your father.
:09:50
Oh.
:09:51
-Ben...
-What?
:09:52
I'm going to put you
in complete isolation
:09:54
for two weeks
for your own good.
:09:55
No cell phones, no faxes,
no lnternet, nothing.
:09:58
Like the '80s?
:09:59
I'm warning you, Ben.