:32:15
I got an itch from
my pants, you know?
:32:17
I'LL SCREW THE FIRST
GUY I SEE
:32:21
Let me see it.
:32:23
It's upside down.
:32:26
Gotta go, dad. Bye.
:32:28
Flip it.
:32:30
You must be Martha, right?
:32:32
- Who's this?
- The bride before you.
:32:36
You ruined my wedding,
you know?
:32:38
By refusing to give me
a handful of rice...
:32:42
everything's gone wrong
in my life.
:32:44
- It jinxed you?
- Jinxed?!
:32:46
- You cursed my marriage.
- That rice thing.
:32:49
Your honking made my
carriage horses panic...
:32:54
then people threw eggs at us,
making our horses fart.
:32:58
There was no reception. The
druglords called a curfew.
:33:02
And, to top it off,
when I got here...
:33:06
Where is...? Gone?
:33:07
- Your place?!
- No, the asshole I married.
:33:10
Sergiooo!
:33:16
Vani is fucking crazy!
She is crazy.
:33:20
Vani's making me crazy!
:33:22
Sergio Rodrigues de Mattos!
:33:25
He always makes it look
like I'm crazy.
:33:28
You coward! Get out
of my sight, hear me?!
:33:32
Now I'm fucked.
I'm fucked!
:33:35
I'm totally fucked.
:33:38
He won't show up. He's
paranoid I'll make a scene.
:33:43
Look what he wrote.
:33:45
- In the back, too?
- What?
:33:47
- There's more.
- I wrote that.
:33:50
- It's upside down.
- Sorry. We had a fight.
:33:54
He threw a bachelor's party...
:33:56
here the night before
our wedding.
:33:59
I went crazy. So I came down
here to...