1:14:20
I still don't get it.
1:14:23
How did "piripaque" turn
into "what-the-feck?"
1:14:26
I had an adrenaline rush...
1:14:29
cause several people's fates
depended on that redialing.
1:14:32
The brain sends the tongue
an impulse it can't control.
1:14:37
Once, I left a party
really wasted, and I...
1:14:41
got pulled over
by the police.
1:14:43
Instead of saying,
"Good evening, officer..."
1:14:46
I said, "Can I go
if I flash at you?"
1:14:50
- Anyway...
- Yeah, anyway...
1:14:58
Hello? Good evening.
1:15:00
Who's this? I see.
1:15:03
This is the phone company.
We're running some tests.
1:15:07
Would you please stick
your phone up your ass?
1:15:10
- Was it her mother?
- Unbelievable!
1:15:12
A prankster caller at such
an ungodly hour.
1:15:15
People have no respect,
really.
1:15:18
What's next?
1:15:21
Shit! Won't that animal
break them apart?
1:15:26
Well? Want me to stick
that phone up your ass?
1:15:29
Enough! Say no more!
1:15:30
- He didn't do it.
- I didn't.
1:15:33
- I'd never do that!
- I would...
1:15:35
- but I heard screaming.
- Screaming?
1:15:37
A cat fight. Lotsa screaming,
but no one gets hurt.
1:15:47
Stop it! Your story's
so sinful...
1:15:50
I can only hear you
in the confessional.
1:15:53
We're not here to confess.
1:15:55
We haven't sinned. They have.
1:15:57
We're the victims in all this.
1:15:59
I'm boarding a liner in 1 hour.
No time to confess.