:00:13
WOMAN: It's like
:00:15
he's sort of going through
a mid-life crisis
:00:16
but it's been lasting
about 10 years.
:00:18
HOST: I mean,
do you think
:00:20
he's actually got
any musical talent?
:00:22
Well, I mean,
he's all right.
:00:24
He can play the guitar
a bit and all that,
:00:26
but he's so into
country and western.
:00:28
I mean, it was all right
:00:29
when he was into progressive
rock and everything.
:00:31
I didn't mind that
at all, you know,
:00:33
but we're just
so different now.
:00:35
I like Missy Elliot,
I like Lil' Kim
:00:37
and I don't think
:00:39
Dolly Parton's had much
to say for herself
:00:41
for a long time,
you know?
:00:43
How are things
between you, Carol,
:00:46
in the bedroom
department?
:00:47
I won't let him
in the house,
:00:48
so I'm not
going to let him
:00:51
in the bedroom,
am I?
:00:53
Well, if he's not even
allowed in the house
:00:54
I reckon there's
a great deal
:00:56
the two of you
need to talk about.
:00:57
Fucking Vanessa.
:00:59
All right,
I think it's time
:01:00
we welcomed
:01:02
Carol's partner, Charlie.
:01:04
[APPLAUSE]
:01:08
Howdy, folks.
:01:10
[***]
:01:13
* I am the Midlands cowboy *
:01:17
* I go from town to town *
:01:20
* I wear my boots and Stetson *
:01:22
* And the bad guys
Wear a frown *
:01:25
* I sing my songs *
:01:26
* I right the wrongs *
:01:29
* I wear this great apparel *
:01:31
* Most of all *
:01:32
* I wanna sing
About my love for Carol **
:01:36
[APPLAUSE]
:01:38
Thank you.
:01:40
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
I think he sounds
a bit selfish,
:01:42
and I think you need
:01:44
to start taking on
some responsibility, Charlie.
:01:47
How can you call me selfish?
You don't know me.
:01:49
I mean, I'm great with my kids.
:01:50
I get them up,
make their breakfast.
:01:52
I pack their lunch,
take them to school.
:01:53
I pick them up,
I bathe the lads--
:01:55
But you need to earn money.
:01:56
What do you
know about it?
:01:58
You've probably
got no kids.
:01:59
Who'd want kids
with you?