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we welcomed
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Carol's partner, Charlie.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Howdy, folks.
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[***]
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* I am the Midlands cowboy *
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* I go from town to town *
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* I wear my boots and Stetson *
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* And the bad guys
Wear a frown *
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* I sing my songs *
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* I right the wrongs *
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* I wear this great apparel *
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* Most of all *
:01:32
* I wanna sing
About my love for Carol **
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[APPLAUSE]
:01:38
Thank you.
:01:40
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
I think he sounds
a bit selfish,
:01:42
and I think you need
:01:44
to start taking on
some responsibility, Charlie.
:01:47
How can you call me selfish?
You don't know me.
:01:49
I mean, I'm great with my kids.
:01:50
I get them up,
make their breakfast.
:01:52
I pack their lunch,
take them to school.
:01:53
I pick them up,
I bathe the lads--
:01:55
But you need to earn money.
:01:56
What do you
know about it?
:01:58
You've probably
got no kids.
:01:59
Who'd want kids
with you?
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VANESSA: Oh, I
can't have you...
:02:02
I can't have you
insulting my audience.
:02:03
CHARLIE: Well,
she's insulted me.
:02:05
VANESSA:
I hope he doesn't
:02:06
talk to you like
that at home, Carol.
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CAROL: No, no.
:02:09
Fuck, Carol.
:02:10
Don't get me wrong,
he is a good dad.
:02:12
He's the best dad
in the world,you know?
:02:13
I've got my daughter,
Donna.
:02:15
He's not the father
of Donna, right,
:02:16
but he took
me and Donna in
:02:18
when she was a little girl
and all that,
:02:20
and he's an
absolute diamond
:02:21
and I love him.
:02:22
I've been with him
all this time...
:02:23
Bad sister.
:02:25
but the thing is,
:02:26
I'm sort of getting
to the age now
:02:28
that he was
when we met
:02:29
and I sort of think...
:02:31
You know
what I mean?
:02:32
He's going backwards and I'm
trying to move us on...
:02:35
Charlie, man.
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HOST: Well, you say
he's a great father,
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and as it so happens,
:02:39
we've got your
best friend, Shirley,
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her daughter,
Marlene,
:02:42
and your older
daughter, Donna,
:02:44
all waiting backstage.
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Come on out, girls!
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[APPLAUSE]
:02:50
Oh, fuck.
:02:55
Hi, girls. Welcome.
:02:57
Shirley, you're Carol's very
good friend. Do you think...
:02:59
I mean, there's obviously
a lot of love going on here.